
Last night Hollywood put on a dress with big sleeves and went to the biggest booze fest Golden Globes. Ricky Gervais started the evening with his typical scorched earth humor, telling jokes about pedophilia, Jeffrey Epstein, and Felicity Huffman’s college admissions scandal. I have a pretty irreverent sense of humor, so, I admit that I enjoyed this opening immensely.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was a big winner last night, picking up awards for Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy, Best Supporting Actor (Brad Pitt), and Best Screenplay (Quentin Tarantino). Pitt gushed about his costar, Leonardo DiCaprio, even making a Titanic joke during his acceptance speech.

Other than Hollywood, no other film won more than two awards. The World War I drama 1917 won awards for Best Motion Picture – Drama and Best Director (Sam Mendes), the Elton John bio-pic Rocketman won for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy (Taron Egerton) and Best Song, and Joker won for Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama (Joaquin Phoenix) and Best Original Score. Hildur Guðnadóttir, the composer of Joker, made history last night as the first solo woman to win a Golden Globe in the Original Score category. The other history maker of the evening was Awkwafina, who is the first Asian-American woman to win the Best Actress – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy award, which she won for her role in The Farewell.

I will say that my favorite moment of the entire evening was curtesy of the fabulous Phoebe Waller-Bridge. After winning the award for Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy for Fleabag, Waller-Bridge thanked Barak Obama for putting Fleabag on his list of favorites for 2019. As Waller-Bridge said, “I would like to thank Obama for putting us on his list. As some of you may know, he’s always been on mine.” For those of you who don’t get that reference, see the link below. You’re welcome.
So, what did you guys think of the awards? Were you as mystified as I was about all of the actresses donning dresses with HUGE sleeves? Did they want a place to put the Golden Globe after winning? Let us know in the comments section below!
-Ariadne Ansbro
See full list of winners below:

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series — Musical or Comedy
Michael Douglas (“The Kominsky Method”)
Bill Hader (“Barry”)
Ben Platt (“The Politician”)
Paul Rudd (“Living with Yourself”)
Ramy Youssef (“Ramy“) – WINNER

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series — Musical or Comedy
Christina Applegate (“Dead to Me”)
Rachel Brosnahan (“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”)
Kirsten Dunst (“On Becoming a God in Central Florida”)
Natasha Lyonne (“Russian Doll”)
Phoebe Waller-Bridge (“Fleabag“) – WINNER

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series — Drama
Brian Cox (“Succession“) – WINNER
Kit Harington (“Game of Thrones”)
Rami Malek (“Mr. Robot”)
Tobias Menzies (“The Crown”)
Billy Porter (“Pose”)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series — Drama
Jennifer Aniston (“The Morning Show”)
Olivia Colman (“The Crown”) – WINNER
Jodie Comer (“Killing Eve”)
Nicole Kidman (“Big Little Lies”)
Reese Witherspoon (“The Morning Show”)
Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Christopher Abbott (“Catch-22”)
Sacha Baron Cohen (“The Spy”)
Russell Crowe (“The Loudest Voice“) – WINNER
Jared Harris (“Chernobyl”)
Sam Rockwell (“Fosse/Verdon”)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Kaitlyn Dever (“Unbelievable”)
Joey King (“The Act”)
Helen Mirren (“Catherine the Great”)
Merritt Wever (“Unbelievable”)
Michelle Williams (“Fosse/Verdon“) – WINNER

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
“Catch-22″
“Chernobyl” – WINNER
“Fosse/Verdon”
The Loudest Voice
“Unbelievable”
Patricia Arquette
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Patricia Arquette (“The Act“) – WINNER
Helena Bonham Carter (“The Crown”)
Toni Collette (“Unbelievable”)
Meryl Streep (“Big Little Lies”)
Emily Watson (“Chernobyl”)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Alan Arkin (“The Kominsky Method”)
Kieran Culkin (“Succession”)
Andrew Scott (“Fleabag”)
Stellan Skarsgård (“Chernobyl“) – WINNER
Henry Winkler (“Barry”)

Best Television Series — Drama
“Big Little Lies”
“The Crown”
“Killing Eve”
“The Morning Show”
“Succession” – WINNER

Best Television Series — Musical or Comedy
“Barry”
“Fleabag” – WINNER
“The Kominsky Method”
“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”
“The Politician”
Cast and Crew of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Best Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy
“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” – WINNER
“Jojo Rabbit”
“Knives Out”
“Rocketman”
“Dolemite Is My Name”

Best Motion Picture — Drama
“The Irishman”
“Marriage Story”
“1917” – WINNER
“Joker”
“The Two Popes”

Best Motion Picture — Foreign Language
“The Farewell”
“Pain and Glory”
“Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
“Parasite” – WINNER
“Les Misérables”

Best Screenplay — Motion Picture
Noah Baumbach (“Marriage Story”)
Bong Joon-ho and Han Jin-won (“Parasite”)
Anthony McCarten (“The Two Popes”)
Quentin Tarantino (“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood“) – WINNER
Steven Zaillian (“The Irishman”)

Best Original Song — Motion Picture
“Beautiful Ghosts” (“Cats”)
“(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again” (“Rocketman“) – WINNER
“Into the Unknown” (“Frozen II”)
“Spirit” (“The Lion King”)
“Stand Up” (“Harriet”)
Hildur Guðnadóttir
Best Original Score — Motion Picture
Hildur Guðnadóttir (“Joker“) – WINNER
Randy Newman (“Marriage Story”)
Thomas Newman (“1917”)
Daniel Pemberton (“Motherless Brooklyn”)
Alexandre Desplat (“Little Women”)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture
Tom Hanks (“A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”)
Anthony Hopkins (“The Two Popes”)
Al Pacino (“The Irishman”)
Joe Pesci (“The Irishman”)
Brad Pitt (“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood“) – WINNER

Best Actress in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture
Kathy Bates (“Richard Jewell”)
Annette Bening (“The Report”)
Laura Dern (“Marriage Story“) – WINNER
Jennifer Lopez (“Hustlers”)
Margot Robbie (“Bombshell”)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy
Daniel Craig (“Knives Out”)
Roman Griffin Davis (“Jojo Rabbit”)
Leonardo DiCaprio (“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”)
Taron Egerton (“Rocketman“) – WINNER
Eddie Murphy (“Dolemite Is My Name”)

Best Motion Picture — Animated
“Frozen II”
“How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World”
“Missing Link” – WINNER
“Toy Story 4”
“Lion King”

Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Drama
Christian Bale (“Ford v Ferrari”)
Antonio Banderas (“Pain and Glory”)
Adam Driver (“Marriage Story”)
Joaquin Phoenix (“Joker“) – WINNER
Jonathan Pryce (“The Two Popes”)

Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Drama
Cynthia Erivo (“Harriet”)
Scarlett Johansson (“Marriage Story”)
Saoirse Ronan (“Little Women”)
Charlize Theron (“Bombshell”)
Renée Zellweger (“Judy“) – WINNER

Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy
Awkwafina (“The Farewell“) – WINNER
Ana de Armas (“Knives Out”)
Cate Blanchett (“Where’d You Go, Bernadette”)
Beanie Feldstein (“Booksmart”)
Emma Thompson (“Late Night”)

Best Director — Motion Picture
Bong Joon-ho (“Parasite”)
Sam Mendes (“1917“) – WINNER
Todd Phillips (“Joker”)
Martin Scorsese (“The Irishman”)
Quentin Tarantino (“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”)